Happie Birthday!

!!Happie Birthday!!

WANTED
Hui Lin
December 02, 1995

P.S My fans, dun be sad cuz she's nt my girlfriend. Also, u'll have ur turn IF i remember ur bday. So make sure u remind me ur bday!

God exist, so was miracles!

A friend of mine sms me last night during her mission camp(Youth Camp)..

This is what she says..
"Wei.. I so charm.. we can't use phone.. so we choose this phone lo. So bad.. huhu =(.. today all the youth cried alot.. that's including me.. I heard God spoke to me and I saw Him was with me.. I faint spiritually and cry.. I was blur.. and that's abit scary.. I heard many people was praying for me.. once I woke up, I saw my member was with me.. weird oo? N I still..."

Shock? I noe some of u may said that I create another story..
Well, if you don't believe me.. tell me your name and I'll bring you to my fren.. she'll tell you exactly wat had happened..
And.. I will not tell you her name bcuz of certain circumstances..

P.S Your name will be kept as a secret unless u want me to announce..

P.P.S I'm not a storyteller who's trying to impress anybody.. thank you..

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Who do I look like?

Yea.. who do I look like?
Sometimes, when I kembang tht time ar..
I oways tell ppl tht i look like Lee Hom..


Looks like me, hor?

With the body like Brad Pitt..


Got bigger than me anot? [showing muscles]

But.. some says tht I look like Bosco Wong..


Not I say 1 ar.. My churchmate says so..

Not only that.. some also says tht I look like this..


Must be my charming smile.. rite ladies?

Haha..

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Zzz Zzz XQ___

Bored la.. what to post?

Hols getting boring.. watch all Chu Kang's series in YouTube ready..
Watch all the movies my father brought home from his friends..
Watch till 3am.. hahah..
So far, I watched..

Ah Long Pte Ltd..


17 Again..




Just Follow Law..

And I learned a lot of things from the movie..
Like..
1) Tanya Chew :"Guys, remember my 5 E's? Efficiency, Effectiveness, Expressiveness, Enthusiasm, Excellence & Efficiency."

2) Lim Teng Zui :"Guys, move it! Know my 4 B's? Bang jio(pass urine), Bang Sai(pass motion), Bang Pui(fart) & Bang Gang !!! (Off Duty)"

3) During the war of email, they come out a phrase...
CC means Cover Ca-chng (Backside)
BCC means Better Cover Ca-chng (Backside)

4) Alan Lui (CEO) :"Every thing also needs to be declared! This is the public service, not your dad's office!"

5) Tanya Chew :"That's the problem with Singaporeans, You do nothing because you fear punishment!" (I guess this words hurt the government a lot!)

6) Tanya Chew's Mother:" Old peoples are 3W citizens, wait to eat, wait to sleep & wait to die."

Shinjuku Incident <<< [boring]

Still, hols sien lar.. haha..

Birthday Bash

A Successful Event!
Praise the Lord!

Not to worry.. Community Day is coming..
Remember to come!!

Those who didn't attend should be regret.. haha..

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I'm Powerful

Had you ever felt that some sorts of powers flowing through your body?
If you do.. cool.. we're the same..
Wait.. I heard someone says tht he doesn't believe..

Well then, let me tell you wat had happen..

There was once that I'm watching some scary scenes..
Suddenly.. a creature appeared..
I dun noe why but I suddenly felt powerful..
My whole body was filled with veins..
My shirts nearly thorn apart..
My popcorn were smashed into bits..
And I feel like I'm turning green.. like the Hulk..



And guess wat..
My mom asked.. 'why so stink 1? Who farted?'
Only then I realized that the power that flows through my body are only gasses..
Till I end here..

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Just for you..

SURPRISE!!!

This post is just for Ruth..

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